We wish you a Drunken Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're repairing the road and dikes and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Rockin' Kwanzaa with your family and au pair/mistress!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree