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We wish you a Merry Christmas!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're playing fetch with Violet and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Frantic Kwanzaa with your mask-nazi germophobes and au pair/mistress!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree