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We wish you a Merry Festivus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're drinking hot cocoa and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Happy Good Time with your dumpster fire life and pool boy!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree