We wish you a Bitchin' Saturnalia!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're trying in vain to tire out the cocker spaniel and petting the dog! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Frantic First with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and pets!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree