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We wish you a Groovy Crimmus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're petting the dog and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you an Eye-Watering First with your family and mistress!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree