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We wish you a Rockin' Kwanzaa!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I don't like words!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Drunken New Year with your illegal pet lemurs and wet bandits!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree