border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Happy Crimmus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're mowing SO MUCH grass and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I don't like words!

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your illegal pet lemurs and wet bandits!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree