We wish you a Drunken Festivus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're staying warm by the fire and busy gardening! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Big Cheez-it Energy

We wish you an Eye-Watering New Year with your illegal pet lemurs and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree