We wish you a Fabulous Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're drinking hot cocoa and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: Big Cheez-it Energy

We wish you an Eye-Watering First with your junkie cousin and taxidermied dog!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree