We wish you a Drunken Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Banana Man! Na-na-na-na! Banana Man!

We wish you a Groovy Season with your mask-nazi germophobes and mistress!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree