We wish you a Special Festivus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're mowing SO MUCH grass and petting the dog! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I don't like words!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Boozy First with your worthless cryptocurrency and mistress!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree