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We wish you a Jubilant Festivus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're staying warm by the fire and petting the dog! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!

Frances says: Big Cheez-it Energy

We wish you a Drunken New Year with your junkie cousin and online "friends"!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree