border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Drunken Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're busy gardening and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Christmas time is pre-lim revision time!

Frances says: Big Cheez-it Energy

We wish you a Frantic First with your friends and pets!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree