We wish you a Groovy Christmas!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're playing fetch with Violet and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Big Cheez-it Energy

We wish you a Jubilant First with your taxidermied dog and off-brand OxyContin!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree