We wish you a Drunken Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're automating all the things and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Big Cheez-it Energy

We wish you a Rockin' New Year with your au pair/mistress and online "friends"!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree