We wish you a Fabulous Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're automating all the things and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Boozy Hangover with your illegal pet lemurs and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree