We wish you a Fabulous Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're mowing SO MUCH grass and drinking hot cocoa! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Rawr XD

We wish you a Happy Good Time with your mistress and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree