We wish you a Cool Holiday Season!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're staying warm by the fire and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your drunk Uncle Carl and vaguely racist grandparents!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree