We wish you a Drunken Solstice!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're drinking hot cocoa and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Frantic Kwanzaa with your family and wet bandits!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree