We wish you a Special Christmas!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and planting more trees! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you an Eye-Watering Season with your junkie cousin and mistress!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree