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We wish you a Happy Festivus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're repairing the road and dikes and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I don't like words!

Frances says: Totally not a furry, lol!

We wish you a Jubilant Kwanzaa with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and taxidermied dog!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree