We wish you a Fabulous Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're trying in vain to tire out the cocker spaniel and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Christmas time is pre-lim revision time!

Frances says: Big Cheez-it Energy

We wish you a Rockin' Season with your pets and off-brand OxyContin!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree