We wish you a Happy Christmas!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're playing fetch with Violet and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Jubilant Good Time with your mask-nazi germophobes and junkie cousin!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree