We wish you a Jubilant Festivus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're planting more trees and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you an Eye-Watering Kwanzaa with your drunk Uncle Carl and vaguely racist grandparents!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree