We wish you a Drunken Christmas!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're busy gardening and mowing SO MUCH grass! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Happy Hangover with your drugs and pool boy!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree