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We wish you a Special Solstice!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Big Cheez-it Energy

We wish you a Groovy Season with your mask-nazi germophobes and au pair/mistress!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree