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We wish you a Special Holiday Season!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

Frances says: Banana Man! Na-na-na-na! Banana Man!

We wish you a Drunken Kwanzaa with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and worthless cryptocurrency!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree