We wish you a Bitchin' Christmas!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're petting the dog and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

Frances says: Big Cheez-it Energy

We wish you an Eye-Watering Kwanzaa with your vaguely racist grandparents and off-brand OxyContin!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree