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We wish you a Jubilant Kwanzaa!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're staying warm by the fire and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Totally not a furry, lol!

We wish you a Boozy First with your mask-nazi germophobes and illegal pet lemurs!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree