We wish you a Drunken Saturnalia!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're busy gardening and planting more trees! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Groovy Good Time with your junkie cousin and off-brand OxyContin!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree