We wish you a Bitchin' Saturnalia!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and busy gardening! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I don't like words!

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Jubilant Good Time with your dumpster fire life and au pair/mistress!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree