We wish you a Jubilant Crimmus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're drinking hot cocoa and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

Frances says: Banana Man! Na-na-na-na! Banana Man!

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your mask-nazi germophobes and au pair/mistress!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree