We wish you a Cool Solstice!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're making fresh apple juice and maintaining our access road! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and taxidermied dog!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree