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We wish you a Merry Yule!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're petting the dog and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Merly Crimmus

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Eye-Watering Hangover with your creepy Uncle Frank and gothic friend "Raven"!

Love,

The new Scots

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree