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We wish you a Drunken Kwanzaa!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're feeding many birds and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Frantic First with your friends and mistress!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, plus Arielle, Sean, and Richie

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree