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We wish you a Drunken Christmas!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're petting the dog and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Zzzzzzz

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your creepy Uncle Frank and ill-gotten gains!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree