border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Bitchin' Solstice!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're automating all the things and learning the bagpipes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Totally not a furry, lol!

We wish you a Frantic First with your family and dumpster fire!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, plus Arielle, Sean, and Richie

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree