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We wish you a Groovy Festivus (for the Rest of Us)!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're busy gardening and maintaining our access road! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Zzzzzzz

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa with your dumpster fire and ill-gotten gains!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree