We wish you a Rockin' Holiday Season!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're feeding many birds and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Totally not a furry, lol!

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your illegal pet chimp and mistress!

Love,

The new Scots

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree