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We wish you a Groovy Yule!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're automating all the things and learning the bagpipes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Rockin' Good Time with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and taxidermied dog!

Love,

The new Scots

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree