We wish you a Cool Saturnalia!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're petting the dog and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Happy New Year with your drunk Uncle Carl and mistress!

Love,

The new Scots

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree