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We wish you a Jubilant Festivus (for the Rest of Us)!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're maintaining our access road and learning the bagpipes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Zzzzzzz

Frances says: Yip yip!

We wish you a Eye-Watering Hangover with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and emo sibling!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree