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We wish you a Groovy Festivus (for the Rest of Us)!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're staying warm by the fire and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Merly Crimmus

Frances says: Yip yip!

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your illegal pet chimp and drugs stash!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree