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We wish you a Drunken Christmas!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're building a sledging ramp for the next snow and drinking hot cocoa! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your dumpster fire and pool boy!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree