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We wish you a Merry Purchasing Frenzy!

This year we celebrate our second Christmas in Scotland. We're feeding many birds and maintaining our access road. Pascale helped code the card this year! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

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Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Eye-Watering Hangover with your junkie cousin and drug stash!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family