Have a Jubilant Corporate-Mandated Purchasing Event, from the Wagner-Wilmore family! My, how the offspring embiggen. Pascale (the snuggly one) is six and a half, and Frances (the cuddly one) is almost four!

Pascale says: May I watch the Twilight Zone now?

Frances says: I'm gonna call our bicycle 'bicycle trap'.

We wish you a Frantic First with your 27 cats and underage girlfriend!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Spreckles (our tree)