Have a Happy Festivus, from the Wagner brood! My, how the offspring embiggen. Pascale (the wiggly one) is six and a half, and Frances (the kind one) is almost four!

Pascale says: I want to go to the Science Museum!

Frances says: Call me Princess Carniff!

We wish you a Happy New Year with your incontinent dog and illegal pets!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Spreckles (our tree)