Have a Happy Corporate-Mandated Purchasing Event, from the Wagner family! My, how the time passes. Pascale (the tall one) is six and a half, and Frances (the helpful one) is almost four!

Pascale says: That's because your kids are active and playful, mama!

Frances says: I'm gonna call our bicycle 'bicycle trap'.

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your underage girlfriend and ratchet ho'!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Spreckles (our tree)