border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Have a Jubilant Solstice, from the Wagner brood! My, how the days go by. Pascale (the lanky one) is six and a half, and Frances (the silly one) is almost four!

Pascale says: I'm going to put on my pegacorn suit so Frances can snuggle me. It will make her feel better.

Frances says: Hello, mama! I just had three poops. They are Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup.

We wish you a Happy New Year with your droogs and ratchet ho'!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and (our tree)