Have a Googley Festivus, from the Wagner family! My, how the worm turns. Pascale (the wiggly one) is six and a half, and Frances (the kind one) is almost four!

Pascale says: I want to go to the Science Museum!

Frances says: Millions of peaches, peaches for me! Millions of peaches, peaches for free!

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your family and incontinent dog!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Spreckles (our tree)