border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Have a Happy Festivus, from the Wagner Clan! This year we observe nine years as a co-habitating unit. Our broodlings Pascale and Frances say "Wheeeee!" May your incontinent Aunt Maude and drunk Uncle Carl bring you much righteous comeuppance in the following orbital period!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Chill Bill (our tree)