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We wish you a Merry Christmas!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're mowing SO MUCH grass and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Banana Man! Na-na-na-na! Banana Man!

We wish you a Groovy Hangover with your mask-nazi germophobes and emo sibling!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree