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We wish you a Commercially-Successful Saturnalia!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by gnomes! This year, we are staying warm by the fire and cuddling Tilly the cat!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, ...

We wish you a Frantic Good Time with your casually racist family and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family