We wish you a Bitchin' Solstice!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was written by gnomes! This year, we are playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel and filling potholes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Frantic First with your dumpster-fire love life and live-in leather gimp!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie