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We wish you a Bitchin' Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was manifested by monkeys with keyboards! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and upgrading the card's code!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you Horrible Season with your casually racist family and gothic friend 'Raven'!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie