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We wish you a Bitchin' Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are waiting for nice weather and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you Horrible Season with your D&D group/polycule and clingy cat!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!