We wish you a Groovy Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a mad scientist! This year, we are drinking hot cocoa and participating in the Cat Distribution System!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you a Happy First with your dumpster-fire love life and briefcase full of drugs!

Love,

The Wagner brood