We wish you a Merry Crimmus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by hackers! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, ...

We wish you a Drunken Kwanzaa with your mutant psychos and evil coven!

Love,

The Wagner brood