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We wish you a Groovy Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by monkeys with keyboards! This year, we are mixing cocktails and playing video games!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Rockin' New Year with your questionable herbal supplements and avian familiars!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family