We wish you a Drunken Hannukah!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you Violent First with your casually racist family and live-in leather gimp!

Love,

The Wee Byre