We wish you a Commercially-Successful Solstice!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by Tyler! This year, we are busy gardening and participating in the Cat Distribution System!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Frantic Season with your family and avian familiars!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie