We wish you a Special Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are playing video games and watching really bad movies!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Frantic Good Time with your dumpster-fire love life and live-in leather gimp!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie