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We wish you a Commercially-Successful Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by a mad scientist! This year, we are patching the dry-stone dikes and waiting for nice weather!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Groovy Good Time with your briefcase full of drugs and live-in leather gimp!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie