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We wish you a Happy Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are busy gardening and drinking hot cocoa!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Boozy First with your friends and crypto-bros!

Love,

The Wagner brood