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We wish you a Merry Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are hiking the soggy hills and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Happy Hogmanay with your suspiciously-underdressed pool boy and mutant psychos!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!