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We wish you a Merry Christmas!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are mixing cocktails and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Happy Night with your gothic friend 'Raven' and evil coven!

Love,

The Wagner brood