We wish you a Commercially-Successful Christmas!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by monkeys with keyboards! This year, we are constantly cleaning muck out of the dog and cuddling Tilly the cat!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Happy Kwanzaa with your crypto-bros and borderline personality disorder!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie