We wish you a Merry Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was thrown up by a mad scientist! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and patching the dry-stone dikes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you Horrible Hogmanay with your dumpster-fire love life and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

The Wagner brood