We wish you a Happy Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are busy gardening and participating in the Cat Distribution System!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you Violent Good Time with your questionable herbal supplements and suspiciously-underdressed pool boy!

Love,

The Wee Byre