We wish you a Jubilant Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a demented mind! This year, we are playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel and patching the dry-stone dikes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you a Rockin' Good Time with your gamer guild and sideshow freaks!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!