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We wish you a Cool Hannukah!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by a mad scientist! This year, we are participating in the Cat Distribution System and playing video games!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa with your briefcase full of drugs and gamer guild!

Love,

The Wagner brood