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We wish you a Cool Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was written by hackers! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and participating in the Cat Distribution System!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Drunken Night with your live-in leather gimp and gothic friend 'Raven'!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family