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We wish you a Commercially-Successful Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are mixing cocktails and waiting for nice weather!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Groovy New Year with your friends and questionable herbal supplements!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!