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We wish you a Merry Hannukah!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are drinking hot cocoa and cuddling Tilly the cat!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Drunken New Year with your cheap booze and gamer guild!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family