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We wish you a Commercially-Successful Holiday Season!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by super nerds! This year, we are busy gardening and hiking the soggy hills!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Frantic Good Time with your friends and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!