We wish you a Jubilant Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by a mad scientist! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and patching the dry-stone dikes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you Horrible Kwanzaa with your crypto-bros and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family