We wish you a Happy Yule!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are drinking hot cocoa and playing video games!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you an Eye-Watering Hangover with your dumpster-fire love life and junkie cousin!

Love,

The Wagner brood