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We wish you a Groovy Holiday Season!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are watching really bad movies and hiking the soggy hills!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you an Eye-Watering Night with your reptile menagerie and dramatic outbursts!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!