We wish you a Groovy Saturnalia!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was written by gnomes! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you an Eye-Watering First with your reptile menagerie and clingy cat!

Love,

The Wagner brood