We wish you a Drunken Solstice!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was manifested by super nerds! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Happy Season with your junkie cousin and reptile menagerie!

Love,

The Wee Byre