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We wish you a Happy Yule!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was written by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are driving the tractor and waiting for nice weather!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you an Eye-Watering Night with your casually racist family and reptile menagerie!

Love,

The Wagner brood