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We wish you a Special Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was written by Tyler! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Frantic Good Time with your gamer guild and evil coven!

Love,

The Wee Byre