We wish you a Bitchin' Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was created by Tyler! This year, we are busy gardening and watching really bad movies!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you Violent Night with your dumpster-fire love life and live-in leather gimp!

Love,

The Wagner brood