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We wish you a Cool Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by hackers! This year, we are cuddling Tilly the cat and driving the tractor!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you Horrible First with your dumpster-fire love life and reptile menagerie!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!