We wish you a Bitchin' Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by Tyler! This year, we are filling potholes and upgrading the card's code!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you an Eye-Watering New Year with your briefcase full of drugs and evil coven!

Love,

The Wagner brood