We wish you a Groovy Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by a demented mind! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and watching really bad movies!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Rockin' Kwanzaa with your junkie cousin and briefcase full of drugs!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!