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We wish you a Drunken Hannukah!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was created by monkeys with keyboards! This year, we are filling potholes and playing video games!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Jubilant Hogmanay with your junkie cousin and casually racist family!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!