We wish you a Cool Solstice!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and participating in the Cat Distribution System!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa with your casually racist family and gothic friend 'Raven'!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family