We wish you a Bitchin' Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by a demented mind! This year, we are drinking hot cocoa and cuddling Tilly the cat!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you Violent First with your live-in leather gimp and sideshow freaks!

Love,

The Wagner brood