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We wish you a Happy Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was manifested by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are cuddling Tilly the cat and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Jubilant Hogmanay with your junkie cousin and evil coven!

Love,

The Wagner brood