We wish you a Happy Saturnalia!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by gnomes! This year, we are busy gardening and waiting for nice weather!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you Horrible New Year with your dumpster-fire love life and suspiciously-underdressed pool boy!

Love,

The Wagner brood