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We wish you a Cool Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are constantly cleaning muck out of the dog and filling potholes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Drunken Good Time with your collection of spores, molds, and fungus and avian familiars!

Love,

The Wagner brood