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We wish you a Cool Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are drinking hot cocoa and waiting for nice weather!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Drunken New Year with your gamer guild and live-in leather gimp!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!