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We wish you a Bitchin' Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was manifested by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are constantly cleaning muck out of the dog and mixing cocktails!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Frantic Hangover with your creepy Uncle Frank and gamer guild!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!