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We wish you a Bitchin' Holiday Season!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was manifested by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and watching really bad movies!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Drunken Kwanzaa with your crypto-bros and reptile menagerie!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie