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We wish you a Commercially-Successful Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are patching the dry-stone dikes and hiking the soggy hills!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, ...

We wish you a Happy New Year with your D&D group/polycule and gothic friend 'Raven'!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family