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We wish you a Cool Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was crafted by hackers! This year, we are busy gardening and playing video games!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you an Eye-Watering Night with your cheap booze and casually racist family!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!