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We wish you a Commercially-Successful Saturnalia!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are patching the dry-stone dikes and waiting for nice weather!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Rockin' New Year with your dramatic outbursts and evil coven!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!