We wish you a Fabulous Crimmus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was thrown up by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Drunken Hogmanay with your reptile menagerie and suspiciously-underdressed pool boy!

Love,

The Wagner brood