We wish you a Rockin' Christmas!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was created by a mad scientist! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and watching really bad movies!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your dumpster-fire love life and avian familiars!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family