We wish you a Rockin' Christmas!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are pruning the roses and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Jubilant New Year with your D&D group/polycule and borderline personality disorder!

Love,

The Wagner brood