We wish you a Special Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by a demented mind! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you Violent Good Time with your family and crypto-bros!

Love,

The Wagner brood