We wish you a Cool Saturnalia!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a mad scientist! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you an Eye-Watering Hogmanay with your friends and questionable herbal supplements!

Love,

The Wagner brood