We wish you a Drunken Crimmus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by super nerds! This year, we are busy gardening and drinking hot cocoa!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Rockin' Kwanzaa with your friends and sideshow freaks!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family