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We wish you a Special Solstice!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by a mad scientist! This year, we are mixing cocktails and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Frantic Good Time with your friends and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family