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We wish you a Merry Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by a mad scientist! This year, we are waiting for nice weather and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Drunken Night with your casually racist family and avian familiars!

Love,

The Wee Byre