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We wish you a Groovy Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was created by monkeys with keyboards! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Happy Hangover with your suspiciously-underdressed pool boy and gamer guild!

Love,

The Wagner brood