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We wish you a Merry Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by a mad scientist! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and mixing cocktails!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Happy Hogmanay with your reptile menagerie and live-in leather gimp!

Love,

The Wagner brood