border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Rockin' Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by super nerds! This year, we are cuddling Tilly the cat and waiting for nice weather!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you a Drunken Season with your gothic friend 'Raven' and evil coven!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!